This one would keep an entire science team busy for about a month! Remember that you don't want to hurt your nose and that you don't want to pull any of your nose hair in the process.
But this is only a small fraction of the anticipated problems. What will you do with your harvest? Will this device also contain an integrated boggie-roller? And not to forget, we'll also have to construct a boggie-terminator for final disposal.
Life can be so complicated!