[AaronBurns]

No longer will you have to fumble with 3D glasses that distort vision, and have edges of the paper 3D glasses get in the way of your view! Just pop in a red contact on one side and a blue tinted contact on the other and see perfect 3D with full viewing area all the time for all your viewing pleasure. They will last about thirty days worth of total viewing and come in a cheap plastic container for personal use. Your 3D will be better than it ever has in the past, wether at home or at the theater. They only take minutes to get used too.

Reward: Replacement contacts when each pair wear out.