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By moron
#5448
Well, I dont have the money to make this film, but the idea is brilliant!! WOW!!! ok here is the sales pitch for the movie called 'seepage':

The water supplies of the USA have been tainted with a virus that causes immediate collosal loosening of the bowels and uncontrollable attacks of diahherea, anal seepage and death. This virus threatens to kill off 90% of the worlds population. The virus was unleashed by a covert inteligence group in the presidential cabinet as a form of limited population control that has gotten out of hand. Cover ups and misinformation try to deflect accusations by the world that the virus exists and was crafted by the president. Slowly, innoncents at movie theatres and public schools and libraries are seen runing towards bathrooms most hlolding their bottoms in a race to get to the bathroom. As well, on New york sidewallks, 4 out of 5 people walking can be seen to have stains in the rectal area. But the plot thickens when at a press conference, the president gives a speech saying there is no virus, but upon faiting at the podium and fits of seisures, his pants were seen to be soiled and *beep* were running down his leg on to the floor, in fact he laid in his own crap as if he was laying in a pool of blood . After this mishap, the virus progresses to kill many innocents including an NBA star who lets his bowels loose on his way to slam dunk a basketball, a pilot chrashes a jumbo airliner into the nuclear reactors in virginia after crapping himself into unconcienness and several news anchors including a weather man who craps himself on air and faints ...several seconds of silence ensure though the camera does focus on the pool of liquified crap on the floor. Minor episodes of crapping enduced by the virus appear on public sidewalks and stocks in Depends 'adult diapers' have soared through the roof and they sell a record of adult diapers around the world!! Even the worlds pets are not immune and many are taken to local pounds for not being potty trained.. the ensuing mass euthanasia of these incorragible pets causes the worlds dog pounds to shut down and cats and dogs and other pets are left to soil the city streets and sidewalks and lay dead all over the streets next to pools of liquified dung.Many of the other scenes of mayhem constitue the rest of the movie, waiters wearing fanny packs like those used in horses to restrain the dung from hitting the streets, are serving customers in the richest restaurants. In fact the worlds pants for sale include a new pouch for catching exces seepage.Most are seen wearing these which makes it look liek a human has three but cheeks. Only a few are spared when they discover that the virus can be contained by eating large amounts of liver. Liver burgers show up on mcdonalds menu's and liver stands selling frozen liver ice cream cures the world of the virus and cow livers are thrown into the worlds water supply to sooth the virus. all seems well and a new president has been elected but at the end of his acceptance speech, he turns and sure enough his pants are soiled in the rectal region, end of movie......


Reward: reward? Well you could be known as complte idiot for making the worst movie ever made, a real stinker!!!
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