Never change your clothes
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:47 am
This invention is a full body suit that contains living microbes which constantly circulate inside the suit looking for dead skin, body secretions, sweat, and you know what. These microbes keep the body perfectly clean. Sure you can take the suit off and shower the microbes off for special occasions. They'll clean the tub while you're at it. Then when you're done doing whatever you had to do, put the suit back on and add a fresh pack of microbes from the fridge. Put the babies and people in nursing homes in em'.