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By bob-o
#1079
with only a pencil and a speaker you can fly over the heads over the girl next door, your life-long dream girl. by attaching the pencil to the speaker and pluging it in, you will be shocked to the degree of celcius,that your entire brain will function unlike the normal human who only use 10% of their brain, or me who uses 1-1/2% of their brain, but that is not important and has nothing to do with all those pigs i see. you will now be able to psycicly hover and impress your girlfriend with those brains until she considers you a freak and calls the insane-assylum. now you have all the "smart" women you could ever dream of in that nice padded room

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