- Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:03 am
This is a good idea - I thought of this years ago. You may want to reconsider the neoprene gel. My idea used shorter pants - Speedos actually - combined with beard hair from Norwegians. You'll definitely need Norwegian beard hair - they grow it longer and it gets thicker than anywhere else. You take approx 3 cu yards of this beard hair and staple it to the inside of the Speedos - staple to the top waistband of the Speedos and pull through the leg openings. Using a couple of rubberbands, snug the beard hair around your knees - that should keep everything from your waist to your knees warm. Chicks really like this too because it makes you look very European - almost Italian. I think the moderator got mad at me for saying I was going to patent some other idea, so I'll just say I'm not really going to patent this idea - you guys can use it.