Did you ever find yourself sitting in front of the oven waiting for your food to be done? Watching the cheese on your pizza melt can lack the excitement you may find desirable, so introduce "Action Pizza!" - Action Pizza! combines the calories of your evening meal with the excitement of a table firework. The firework is launched by the heat of your oven, and provided that you stick to the temperature and cooking time recommended on the package, the whole program should be pretty predictable.
The only thing that needs to be solved is that the show shouldn't poison your food. Hm... does anyone know of edible firecrackers?
Reward: A freezer full of free Action Pizza!