By Appointment to The Homeless
Ever since I've been a kid, I've been wondering about that "By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen" logo that you can find on so many products of the English-speaking world. Does SHE really need that many products? And above all - why should I care?
I propose introducing an entirely different logo: "By Appointment to The Homeless". Now that's something I might actually be interested in. It indicates that the product is actually given away to those in need (for FREE of course). Of course this would have to be monitored somehow to prevent abuse, but after all, the "By Appointment to Her Majesty" thing is surely monitored as well, so maybe those people can take care of the other logo as well, then they'd be doing something useful for a change.