I hate having to wait for my popcorn to pop, and for people who don't have those specials settings in their microwave, there is the chance of burning it. So why not have a bucket filled with kernels, that when you shake it, the friction causes enough heat inside this specially insulated bucket, to pop and heat the popcorn. Then you can have a great, quick, easy snack on the go, and it's not room temperature popcorn. In my dreams, right?
Reward: 10 years supply and a doughnut