- Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:17 am
#15020
A straight-jacket A.K.A. "the pretty coat to help you hug yourself". But, no ordinary straight-jacket this is. On the outside it seems normal (Besides what it is), however on the insane inside of each overly long sleeve is a button. Button 1 is to present a plate of warm cookies. While also opening the Hannibal Lecter-esqe facemask. MMMMM. Button 2 releases the sleeves and extends a blade. What? Don't you cut your cookies? Also For the hard-to-please psychopath... BUTTON 3. Causes a nuclear meltdown capable of wiping out a miniscule 500 meter radius via the chip in your brain. (NOW INCLUDED)!
Reward: Being A Beta-Tester. What? NO YOU DON'T GET TO WEAR ONE!!! GET OVER HERE SCREAMING COOKIE!!!
Reward: Being A Beta-Tester. What? NO YOU DON'T GET TO WEAR ONE!!! GET OVER HERE SCREAMING COOKIE!!!