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By Sedgewick
#1494
What would one think of this? A sprinkler type head that pops out of the lawn and clips the grass off at a certain height. Make sure someone is not on the -grass- before throwing the switch, okay-right. Each head would cover a radius and by a flick of a switch the job would be done.

Reward: all the clippings
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By Steve
#1638
I think your lawn would be covered with decapitated moles in no time at all... :-P
By Sedgewick
#1649
Couldn't they read the sign"Keep Off the Clippin Grass" Cautain; Ankle Whip may cause serious injury and prevent you from wearing socks.
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By Steve
#1653
I'm afraid no - moles are blind. :-D
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By Michael D. Grissom
#2209
I like those super quiet battery operated computer controlled robot mowers that remember you're lawn and re-map it when you move things around. These could also be programmed to sense and avoid Steve's poor little blind moles. :~(
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By magicat
#9595
Acually, moles aren't blind. Just in serious need of some glasses. ;-)

Maybe someone should invent some fashionable eyewear for the little guys. :-D
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By Steve
#9604
magicat wrote:Acually, moles aren't blind. Just in serious need of some glasses. ;-)

Right - I stand corrected. ;-D
By Rishi
#9617
Steve wrote:
magicat wrote:Acually, moles aren't blind. Just in serious need of some glasses. ;-)

Right - I stand corrected. ;-D


Our lawn has a variant of grass that raely needs mowing. Once a year in tropics is a good option. The problem is ankle injury to me when I sink into a grass covered openings left by the innumerable field rats. Closing these does not help. They just make new ones. My dislike of taking any life does not help.

rishi
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By magicat
#9623
I'm guessing you ment 'rarely'?
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By Steve
#9624
magicat wrote:I'm guessing you ment 'rarely'?

I guess you meant 'meant'? :-b
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By magicat
#9625
Thanks! :-D

I cant spell worth beans. :~(
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By magicat
#9626
See? (cant=can't)
By Rishi
#9632
Steve wrote:
magicat wrote:I'm guessing you ment 'rarely'?

I guess you meant 'meant'? :-b


Apologies. Sloppy work. Rarely (raely, that is) do it because I generally check the draft. Had to leave in a hurry and posted without checking.

rishi
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By magicat
#9640
I just wasn't sure if you meant (ment) 'really'. ;-)
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